Sunday, February 08, 2009

The Prostitute of Jelapang

Have a good look a the picture below, ladies and gentlemen. This …. is the face of a prostitute.

She may not be the prettiest lass in town…..heck…who am I kidding…she gives all the other good looking people from Perak a bad name…She just looks ugly. But don’t let her …not so beautiful looks deceive you. She is…the Number 1 prostitute in Perak.


She…my friends…is the lady who I had voted for in the recent 2008 General Elections.

She goes by the name - Hee Yit Foong.

But, for the people of Jelapang, she’s currently fondly referred to as … the Prostitute of Jelapang.

No one knows what’s the exact amount she received, but the Prostitute of Jelapang (PoJ for short) up there is rumoured to have received millions for her body…for her soul….making her..by far…the highest paid prostitute in Perak…Malaysia…South East Asia…and probably the world. One more thing Malaysians can be proud off. The highest paid prostitute in the World.

Malaysia Boleh!!!!!!

-perv

my apologies if you find this posting offensive. I honestly don’t care.

-zorro-unmasked

6 comments:

  1. IPOH MALI ..... TALAK SOMBONG
    HAAA.... DATUKSHIP WILL FOLLOW BY ALI RUSTAM AND THE GANG

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  2. apa ada pada PANG dan DARJAT jika perangai dan tingkah laku persis HAIWAN yg melata,,,,,,

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  3. kalo camni prostitute...tak lalu aku...bagi free pun tak mo...uwekkk...

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  4. Macam ni pun Najib nak? sanggup bayar lak tu... Lantok kome ler Najib oii.. balun jgn tak balun..

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  5. aku nak nikah dengan andartu terlampau nih..
    sebab di duit banyak...
    rengkat pun rengkatlah..
    janji boleh angkat...

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  6. Dalam politik, apa pun boleh berlaku ! Tu sebab orang politik tak boleh dipercayai sangat, tak kira lah apa parti sekali pun ! Pasal politik orang boleh gaduh laki-bini pada hal dua2 tu Islam kenapa ? Sebab POLITIK yang tak berlandaskan ISLAM !

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